The destruction of kings

“Don’t spend all your energy on sex and all your money on women; they have destroyed kings.”

- Proverbs 31:3

Real talk.

The Church Hug

Ok, so basically...

I've been told by many guys that when I hug them....I don't really hug them! Haha, I didn't even realise I was giving guys the 'church hug' until one of my guy friends pointed it out to me a few years back. This is how you can identify a church hug:

• just one arm is used
• body is positioned at a 90 degrees angle rather than 180 degrees (i.e. perpendicular rather than parallel)
• there's curve in the back so that you look like siamese twins only joined from the shoulders up
• arse cocked out 'til it's looking like Nicki Minaj's (is it even real?!? coz that sure ain't no 'itty bitty piggy'...):
  

I'm not one to get paro but I've had a fair share of guys hug me in an inappropriate manner. I'm talking rubbing my back, feeling my bra strap, pushing my chest way too close against theirs...I've been violated too many times!!!

Personally, I absolutely love hugs; as the giver and receiver. A hug, to me, consists of four major components:


1. Closeness - how close do you get?


2. Tightness- how tightly do you hold onto the person?


3. Time- how long does the hug last for?


4. Release- who ends it first?


Depending on what 'type of love' you have for the person you're exchanging the hug with, the amount you decide to use of each component sends out a particular message...one intended or maybe not intended.



Am I making a big deal out of a hug? ...Yeah probably!

If you see me hug a guy with one arm, an arch in my back, and my arse cocked waaaay out, then you know what time it is- it's the church hug!

Man Boots

I was out and about with my sister; the crazy one lol. A dude walked past wearing what we call ‘man boots’. My sister went into hysterics as she squealed ‘allow that!’ I'm still on the fence with this one, what do you think; are they cool?